Movie quotes

[LPD_raider]

I cant remember if we've done this before, but I thought it would be cool to start a thread where we post our favorite quotes from movies

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[steer]

i piss excellence

[1inStripes]

Nobody makes me bleed my own blood - nobody!

[BlueWahooChambordDevil]

the words of the great clark griswold
"I think you're all [censored] in the head. We're ten hours from the [censored] fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much [censored] fun we'll need plastic surgeory to remove our [censored] smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're [censored]! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy [censored]!"

[1inStripes]

Clark!!!

[BlueWahooChambordDevil]

another clark griswold gem
"Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey [censored] he is. Hallelujah. Holy [censored]. Where's the Tylenol?"